Depraved sado-masochist

If you ever wanted to know whether you had sado-masochistic tendencies, then see if you can make it all the way through this:

This explains a lot...

...about the US political situation.

Michael Jackson's Face

Officials in LA County were shocked and horrified to have found that Michael Jackson's face has apparently been removed from his body, which was laying in the Jackson Family crypt in the Westwood Villiage Memorial Park Cemetary. "The face was very obviously removed by a skilled surgeon," said Jack Wembley, LA county Chief Cororner.

Officials believe it is highly likely that Michael Jackson's face has been surgically transplanted onto someone living. "Could be male or female, black or white, but if we are informed of someone who bears a striking resemblance to Michael Jackson we will investigate," said Wembley, at a press conference yesterday.

Officials were unwilling to speculate as to motive, but one official who wished to remain anonymous stated that it was "highly likely to be someone who wanted to enter the entertainment field."

TARP Bailout Application

Yeah, it's real. Click the title above to see an annotated version of the 2-page TARP bailout application.

Karlheinz Stockhausen is not amused

Great Moments in Technology

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