Friday, October 31, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
E/UMOR-iator Em, on assignment in Egypt.
My plan is to find Hermes Trismegistus to beat a living Oroborous out of him or, short of that, to demand explanation as to why one is not forthcoming. He may or may not reside somewhere in this part of Egypt, the Sinai Peninsula.
If needs be I'll proceed to Cairo and search the streets and bazaars for some kind of leads. I'll start, perhaps, with Alembic vendors and then see if the homonculous-generating equipment sellers have seen site of him.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Friday, October 17, 2008
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Sunday, October 12, 2008
"Cowboy Ronnie (or Georgie or Johnny) Give Me A Gun
Cause I Just Wanna Have Some Fun!
Draft Me - I'm Ready To Kill
Draft Me - I Know That You Will
Draft Me - I'm Angrier Still
Draft Me - Or Someone Else Will
I Wanna Go Somewhere For Cowboy Ronny
Just To Kill!"
"...Merry Christmas Goldilocks
here's your son wrapped up in a box...
hope he's not late for Christmas!"
excerpts from two major radio hit songs
©1983 Doppler Effect
Friday, October 10, 2008
KILL A COMMIE FOR MOMMY
Help Protect Your Mother
By Killing Someone Else's First
Wrap Your Fist In A Flag
And Punch Out Her Lights
It's Us Against Them Isn't It?
Then we'll have more time to attend
to all those other people we don't like
Watch out, that could be you next!
(the preceding statements do not necessarily
express the views or concerns of the author)
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
Monday, October 06, 2008
Saturday, October 04, 2008
Isn't it obvious? Consider: 1)He's old and has been "serving his country" for a long long time. 2) Did I mention he's old? He's 72 and he can do the math. 3) He hired one S. Palin who is very obviously not someone to put in the Whitehouse. 4) He officially stopped campaigning during the fiscal crisis. 5) He's apparently backed out of Michigan and may end up backing out of PA. The underlying message is pretty clear, no? He stepped up to the plate one last time just so the Republicans wouldn't be a no-show in November, but as the Hillbilly masses continued to recognize someone who could scoop the dole out to them, he's has to make his real message clearer and clearer. Watch for him to fake a heart attack or something.