Saturday, April 24, 2010

Rant.

Fuck the tea party.
Fuck Sarah Palin.
Fuck the hillbillies with their fake values.
Fuck their stupidity.
Fuck their worldview.
Fuck their guns.

Fuck every fascist thing they stand for.
Fuck their tax-eating red states.
Fuck their false religion.
Fuck their houses.
Fuck their flag.
Fuck their self-imposed poverty.
Fuck their confusion.
Fuck their inability to cope.
Fuck their professions.
Fuck their jobs.
Fuck their fascism.
Fuck their racism.
Fuck their placebos.
Fuck their TV shows.
Fuck their values.
Fuck their houses.
Fuck their lifestyles.
Fuck their big white god

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Just Say No: iWon't™


Ever wanted to just say "No I won't"
but not found the button or app?

Now you can with our latest
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iWon't™

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Monday, April 12, 2010

ASS 2: KICK ASS


KICK ASS

Opens April 16!



I thought this might be brought to you by the makers of

Idiocracy (2006)

but no, I don't think so. Shut Up!