yet more CARTOONS!

You know, for the kids...

More cartoons!

Remember Saturday mornings? This'll take you right back...

Totally Umourian photo essay

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2316987/Photographer-Niki-Feijens-eerie-images-abandoned-farm-houses.html

Rebel Rocket Attack

Just in case you didn't catch this, this lets you know the depths to which the terrorists will sink in order to push their terrible agenda. Not for the faint of heart.

Blood And Fire by Carey Burtt

Ghosts Before Breakfast

1928

Directive from Umour World Headquarters

Initiate all operational parameters.

The Accidental Sea

Here is another Umourian resort that may be a bit easier for us to get to, and possibly safer than the Turkish Army patrolled Varosha.

The magical adventures of Charlie the Unicorn

Umourian Seaside Resort

http://www.messynessychic.com/2012/07/19/seaside-ghost-town-the-abandoned-millionaires-resort/ There exists on this planet an entire Umourian seaside resort. Turkish authorities will surely disallow us to make an expedition there, in fact, they would likely kill us.

Mickey Mouse in Vietnam

Fuck Me In The Ass Because I Love Jesus

I stumbled upon this little jem completely by accident (I swear!)

Big Tex Burning

performative utterance

John Austin, in his 1960 book How to Do Things with Words, calls “performative utterances,” often used as a means of social control. A “performative utterance” is a word or phrase that actually accomplishes something in the real world. When a judge says, “Guilty,” to a defendant, or a groom says, “I do,” the words alter material reality.

Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy

It's easy to dismiss Francis E Dec (author of what you hear above) as simply a paranoid schizophrenic, as that was pretty clearly what he was.

Of course, other schizophrenics might possibly tune into his form of nuttiness and then agree that what he speaks is true.

But it occurs to me that there may be another possibility: What if the very degenerative brain disease from which he and all schizophrenics suffer also causes their brains to be immune to the controlling transmissions that so many of them say exist?

Umour -Superspies

@Superspies: Superspies From Outer Space, the jazzy new lounge music album from Umour is available on iTunes! Superspies on iTunes

Turn It Up Records

...in Brattleboro Vermont.

It's a great CD shop and they currently have copies of the Super Spies record. So if you are in or passing through Brattleboro, do drop by.

A Dose of Cute

This dose of cute brought to you by UMOUR.

Vacant Detroit Becomes a Dumping Ground for the Dead

Seems Detroit's becomming quite the Umourian laugh-factory these days.

No One Receiving