Cowboy Johnny Give Me A Gun!

"Cowboy Ronnie (or Georgie or Johnny) Give Me A Gun
Cause I Just Wanna Have Some Fun!

Draft Me - I'm Ready To Kill
Draft Me - I Know That You Will
Draft Me - I'm Angrier Still
Draft Me - Or Someone Else Will

I Wanna Go Somewhere For Cowboy Ronny
Just To Kill!"


"...Merry Christmas Goldilocks
here's your son wrapped up in a box...
hope he's not late for Christmas!"


excerpts from two major radio hit songs
©1983 Doppler Effect

Kill A Commie For Mommy

KILL A COMMIE FOR MOMMY

Help Protect Your Mother
By Killing Someone Else's First

Wrap Your Fist In A Flag
And Punch Out Her Lights

It's Us Against Them Isn't It?

Then we'll have more time to attend
to all those other people we don't like

Watch out, that could be you next!


(the preceding statements do not necessarily
express the views or concerns of the author)

The Black Legion

for more information on The Black Legion
click HERE.

Proof that Illuminati bloodlines run America!

McCain's Real Message

Isn't it obvious? Consider: 1)He's old and has been "serving his country" for a long long time. 2) Did I mention he's old? He's 72 and he can do the math. 3) He hired one S. Palin who is very obviously not someone to put in the Whitehouse. 4) He officially stopped campaigning during the fiscal crisis. 5) He's apparently backed out of Michigan and may end up backing out of PA. The underlying message is pretty clear, no? He stepped up to the plate one last time just so the Republicans wouldn't be a no-show in November, but as the Hillbilly masses continued to recognize someone who could scoop the dole out to them, he's has to make his real message clearer and clearer. Watch for him to fake a heart attack or something.

Nero 2001

just 7 minutes of meditation a day
can help to clear the mind


uuuummmmmm...

Oktoberfest in Cortlandt Manor 2008

Atomic Bomb Games

Give One To All The Children In Your Life


















cause everyone knows

genocide should be fun, right?

Kill Peeks (New Edit)

Richard Nixon Countdown Calendar

why is there no George W. Bush Impeachment Countdown Calendar?


August 9th, 1974

We The People

WE WILL NEVER FORGET

7up Lithiated Lemon Soda

7up Lithiated Lemon Soda

Bottle Cap c. 1950's


Imagine a "7 and 7" with Lithium.





JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS!?!?

Who Knew?

Who Remembers?


7up ADDS Sparkle TO YOUR PARTY


















for the 7 HANG*OVERS



YOUR GROCER WILL DELIVER
A CASE OF 7up












7up Sweetens The Stomach



AT NIGHT YOUR DRUGGIST WILL PROVIDE 7up












7up Prevents Hangovers



well it had Lithium in it

what would you expect?

Despotism

an 11 minute film from 1946

courtesy of the Internet Archive

My Plastic Hut

My Plastic Hut is Educational

My Plastic Hut is a Funny Toy
















I can Build My Own Plastic Hut


















Thank You Plastic Hut

I Love You

Umour grows in Garrison

Umour is everywhere. Cheryl spotted this fine Umourian site as we drove north on Rt 9 through Garrison on the way home from Oktoberfest. She turned the car around and made me snap some pictures. That day she also took the See/Hear/Speak No Evil picture posted here earlier. She's quite the budding Ritual Specialist!

Chornobyl Butterfly

is this an upcoming album by umour?

or a compilation of SPLURGE?

huh?






AMBIENT 5
CHERNOBYL BUTTERFLY


what is it really?

Umour at Oktoberfest

Umour sees no evil at Oktoberfest.
Umour speaks no evil at Oktoberfest.
Umour hears no evil at Oktoberfest.
Umour drinks Spaten at Oktoberfest.

WARNING: Peanuts May Contain Peanuts

This Is A Public Service Announcement
Brought To You By umour.org


Marlow Honey Roasted Peanuts
Ingredients: Peanuts, Sugar, Honey, Butter and Salt.
MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF PEANUTS/NUTS




Shut up!

it's got what plants crave

Militia Of One: No Conspiracies

© Fear Now For The Future
the makers of Sphinct-o-Print
The Only REAL ID

E/UMOR Mini-Expedition: South of the Thames

A E/U-MOR expedition to the South Bank of the Thames River during low tide, including a visit to the Graffitti grotto.

The London Eye...


..and slightly to the right...


...the other direction:


The Graffitti Grotto:

Umour hard at work

Here we see the ritual specialists utilizing a patented UMOUR(TM) technique to extract and bottle the particularly potent dream fluid that is emitted during REM sleep.

Between Kane, Kol, and Loudmouth Bill drilling away, this E/UMOUR-ite was unable to continue sleeping due to the earsplitting racket and so moved into the studio in the deep hours of the night. (At first I mistook Loudmouth Bill's snoring for an alligator gargling industrial waste.)

Much more, I am sure, will emerge over coming days and weeks from the Ritual on the main UMOUR site, so keep posted.