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Homeless Theater, NYC 2009

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Depraved sado-masochist

If you ever wanted to know whether you had sado-masochistic tendencies, then see if you can make it all the way through this:

This explains a lot...

...about the US political situation.

Michael Jackson's Face

Officials in LA County were shocked and horrified to have found that Michael Jackson's face has apparently been removed from his body, which was laying in the Jackson Family crypt in the Westwood Villiage Memorial Park Cemetary. "The face was very obviously removed by a skilled surgeon," said Jack Wembley, LA county Chief Cororner.

Officials believe it is highly likely that Michael Jackson's face has been surgically transplanted onto someone living. "Could be male or female, black or white, but if we are informed of someone who bears a striking resemblance to Michael Jackson we will investigate," said Wembley, at a press conference yesterday.

Officials were unwilling to speculate as to motive, but one official who wished to remain anonymous stated that it was "highly likely to be someone who wanted to enter the entertainment field."

TARP Bailout Application

Yeah, it's real. Click the title above to see an annotated version of the 2-page TARP bailout application.

Karlheinz Stockhausen is not amused

Great Moments in Technology

Uh...

State Of The Union (a sad state indeed!)

Recently, Michelle Obama went to serve food to the homeless at a
government-funded soup kitchen.

Cost of a bowl of soup at homeless shelter: $0.00 dollars

Having Michelle Obama serve you your soup: $0.00 dollars

Snapping a picture of a homeless person who is receiving a government - funded meal while taking a picture of the first lady using his $500 Blackberry cell phone: Priceless

The Astounding World of the Future

Click this...

Go ahead, I dare you.

Is Loudmouth Bill the reincarnation of...

...this guy: German-born John Heartfield, whose anti-fascist collages apparently drove Hitler batty.
(Heartfield was a pal of Berthold Brecht, apparently...)

Swine Flue Headlines

WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION ANNOUNCES NEW POSSIBLE WORLDWIDE EPIDEMIC KNOWN AS "SWINE FLU".

COUNTRIES AROUND THE WORLD PREPARE FOR SWINE FLUE ONSLAUGHT.

PEOPLE THROUGHOUT WORLD AWAIT APPEARENCE OF SWINE FLU EPIDEMIC.

100 CASES OF SWINE FLU REPORTED IN MEXICO.

DOZENS OF CASES OF SWINE FLUE REPORTED THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.

MEDIA REPORT ON POTENTIAL SWINE FLU HYPER-EPIDEMIC.

PEOPLE VOICE SCEPTICISM OVER SWINE FLU VIRILITY.

GOVERNMENTS THROUGHOUT WORLD INSIST SWINE FLUE EPIDEMIC IS POTENTIALLY EXTREMELY DEADLY. ADVISE WAITING IN HOMES AND SHOP ON LINE.

SEEING NO ACTUAL CASES OF SWINE FLU, PEOPLE VENTURE INTO STREETS.

GOVERNMENTS THROUGHOUT WORLD ALONG WITH WORLDWIDE MEDIA OUTLETS INSIST SWINE FLUE IS TRULY DEADLY AND WILL POTENTIALLY SPREAD TO 2 BILLION PEOPLE WITHIN ONE WEEK UNLESS PEOPLE STAY IN HOMES.

PEOPLE IGNORE SWINE FLUE WARNINGS AND RETURN TO NORMAL LIVES.

3 GOVERNMENTS ISSUE CURFEWS AND INSTRUCT POLICE TO SHOOT-TO-KILL IF PEOPLE IGNORE SWINE FLU WARNINGS, IN ORDER TO PREVENT SPREAD OF DEADLY DISEASE.

PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT SWINE FLUE AND TUNE OUT MEDIA HYSTERIA.

Just clowing around...

Sent to me by my father...

Michael Jackson's Astral Body haunts the Ali-Forman fight

You can see the circa 2000 Michael Jackson briefly between 5:45 and 5:46 (this fight was in the early 1970s).