Thursday, May 18, 2006

UMOUR FORUM READER REGISTRATION

THIS NOTICE IS FOR ALL READERS OF THE UMOUR RITUAL FORUM. THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT HAS DETERMINED THAT THE MATERIAL HEREIN IS POTENTIALLY TREASONOUS AND LEADING TO TERRORIST THOUGHTS AND INTENTIONS. IT IS THEREFORE REQUIRED OF ALL READERS THAT THEY REGISTER THEMSELVES. CURRENTLY, THIS REGISTRATION IS VOLUNTARY BUT IN THE NEAR FUTURE IT WILL LIKELY BE MANDATORY. LACK OF COMPLIANCE AT THIS POINT MAY RESULT IN A NEGATIVE DETERMINATION OF YOUR PATRIOTISM.

PLEASE NOTE THAT THE IP ADDRESS OF ALL READERS OF THIS FORUM HAVE BEEN CULLED AND ARE UNDER INVESTIGATION. IDENTITY SEARCHES ARE UNDERWAY AND LACK OF REGISTRATION MAY RESULT IN A PHYSICAL VISIT.

PLEASE SEND YOUR NAME, ADDRESS, SSN, EMPLOYER, INCOME, ETHNIC BACKGROUND AND REASON(S) FOR READING THIS FORUM TO:

UMOUR-REGISTRATION@NSA.GOV.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE TO THIS MATTER.

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