Monday, May 11, 2009

Is Loudmouth Bill the reincarnation of...

...this guy: German-born John Heartfield, whose anti-fascist collages apparently drove Hitler batty.
(Heartfield was a pal of Berthold Brecht, apparently...)

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Swine Flue Headlines

WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION ANNOUNCES NEW POSSIBLE WORLDWIDE EPIDEMIC KNOWN AS "SWINE FLU".

COUNTRIES AROUND THE WORLD PREPARE FOR SWINE FLUE ONSLAUGHT.

PEOPLE THROUGHOUT WORLD AWAIT APPEARENCE OF SWINE FLU EPIDEMIC.

100 CASES OF SWINE FLU REPORTED IN MEXICO.

DOZENS OF CASES OF SWINE FLUE REPORTED THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.

MEDIA REPORT ON POTENTIAL SWINE FLU HYPER-EPIDEMIC.

PEOPLE VOICE SCEPTICISM OVER SWINE FLU VIRILITY.

GOVERNMENTS THROUGHOUT WORLD INSIST SWINE FLUE EPIDEMIC IS POTENTIALLY EXTREMELY DEADLY. ADVISE WAITING IN HOMES AND SHOP ON LINE.

SEEING NO ACTUAL CASES OF SWINE FLU, PEOPLE VENTURE INTO STREETS.

GOVERNMENTS THROUGHOUT WORLD ALONG WITH WORLDWIDE MEDIA OUTLETS INSIST SWINE FLUE IS TRULY DEADLY AND WILL POTENTIALLY SPREAD TO 2 BILLION PEOPLE WITHIN ONE WEEK UNLESS PEOPLE STAY IN HOMES.

PEOPLE IGNORE SWINE FLUE WARNINGS AND RETURN TO NORMAL LIVES.

3 GOVERNMENTS ISSUE CURFEWS AND INSTRUCT POLICE TO SHOOT-TO-KILL IF PEOPLE IGNORE SWINE FLU WARNINGS, IN ORDER TO PREVENT SPREAD OF DEADLY DISEASE.

PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT SWINE FLUE AND TUNE OUT MEDIA HYSTERIA.