The Black Legion

for more information on The Black Legion
click HERE.

Proof that Illuminati bloodlines run America!

McCain's Real Message

Isn't it obvious? Consider: 1)He's old and has been "serving his country" for a long long time. 2) Did I mention he's old? He's 72 and he can do the math. 3) He hired one S. Palin who is very obviously not someone to put in the Whitehouse. 4) He officially stopped campaigning during the fiscal crisis. 5) He's apparently backed out of Michigan and may end up backing out of PA. The underlying message is pretty clear, no? He stepped up to the plate one last time just so the Republicans wouldn't be a no-show in November, but as the Hillbilly masses continued to recognize someone who could scoop the dole out to them, he's has to make his real message clearer and clearer. Watch for him to fake a heart attack or something.

Nero 2001

just 7 minutes of meditation a day
can help to clear the mind


uuuummmmmm...

Oktoberfest in Cortlandt Manor 2008

Atomic Bomb Games

Give One To All The Children In Your Life


















cause everyone knows

genocide should be fun, right?

Kill Peeks (New Edit)

Richard Nixon Countdown Calendar

why is there no George W. Bush Impeachment Countdown Calendar?


August 9th, 1974

We The People

WE WILL NEVER FORGET

7up Lithiated Lemon Soda

7up Lithiated Lemon Soda

Bottle Cap c. 1950's


Imagine a "7 and 7" with Lithium.





JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS!?!?

Who Knew?

Who Remembers?


7up ADDS Sparkle TO YOUR PARTY


















for the 7 HANG*OVERS



YOUR GROCER WILL DELIVER
A CASE OF 7up












7up Sweetens The Stomach



AT NIGHT YOUR DRUGGIST WILL PROVIDE 7up












7up Prevents Hangovers



well it had Lithium in it

what would you expect?

Despotism

an 11 minute film from 1946

courtesy of the Internet Archive

My Plastic Hut

My Plastic Hut is Educational

My Plastic Hut is a Funny Toy
















I can Build My Own Plastic Hut


















Thank You Plastic Hut

I Love You

Umour grows in Garrison

Umour is everywhere. Cheryl spotted this fine Umourian site as we drove north on Rt 9 through Garrison on the way home from Oktoberfest. She turned the car around and made me snap some pictures. That day she also took the See/Hear/Speak No Evil picture posted here earlier. She's quite the budding Ritual Specialist!

Chornobyl Butterfly

is this an upcoming album by umour?

or a compilation of SPLURGE?

huh?






AMBIENT 5
CHERNOBYL BUTTERFLY


what is it really?

Umour at Oktoberfest

Umour sees no evil at Oktoberfest.
Umour speaks no evil at Oktoberfest.
Umour hears no evil at Oktoberfest.
Umour drinks Spaten at Oktoberfest.

WARNING: Peanuts May Contain Peanuts

This Is A Public Service Announcement
Brought To You By umour.org


Marlow Honey Roasted Peanuts
Ingredients: Peanuts, Sugar, Honey, Butter and Salt.
MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF PEANUTS/NUTS




Shut up!

it's got what plants crave

Militia Of One: No Conspiracies

© Fear Now For The Future
the makers of Sphinct-o-Print
The Only REAL ID

E/UMOR Mini-Expedition: South of the Thames

A E/U-MOR expedition to the South Bank of the Thames River during low tide, including a visit to the Graffitti grotto.

The London Eye...


..and slightly to the right...


...the other direction:


The Graffitti Grotto:

Umour hard at work

Here we see the ritual specialists utilizing a patented UMOUR(TM) technique to extract and bottle the particularly potent dream fluid that is emitted during REM sleep.

Between Kane, Kol, and Loudmouth Bill drilling away, this E/UMOUR-ite was unable to continue sleeping due to the earsplitting racket and so moved into the studio in the deep hours of the night. (At first I mistook Loudmouth Bill's snoring for an alligator gargling industrial waste.)

Much more, I am sure, will emerge over coming days and weeks from the Ritual on the main UMOUR site, so keep posted.

Time For Some Campaignin'

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Rooting out terrorists before they strike!

WASHINGTON - The Justice Department is considering letting the FBI investigate Americans without any evidence of wrongdoing, relying instead on a terrorist profile that could single out Muslims, Arabs or other racial and ethnic groups.

Law enforcement officials say the proposed policy would help them do exactly what Congress demanded after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks: Root out terrorists before they strike.

Although President Bush has disavowed targeting suspects based on their race or ethnicity, the new rules would allow the FBI to consider those factors among a number of traits that could trigger a national security investigation.

As an upstanding citizen of UMOUR I whole heartedly agree with this approach. To date, law enforcement has itself been handcuffed by waiting for terrorists to act and actually perform an act of terror. This new set of laws will give US law enforcement the ability to move before something actually happens.

In fact, the only way to truly combat terror is to focus on what ultimately causes a person to become a terrorist in the first place: Radical Islamic sites, bomb making manuals, subversive literature, and even those cultural elements that would predispose someone to terrorism. Anyone accessing such materials needs to be treated as a terrorist before they can do any damage to you or me or our children (will somebody think of the children?).

In fact, let's just realize that anyone accessing the wrong kinds of information or is exposed to the wrong things will inevitably choose to perform terrorist acts, because why would they be accessing those materials anyway?

We can take it further, too. We know that in certain cultures, suicide bombing is acceptable. Thus, anyone from those cultures should be treated as a terrorist because they will have a high enough predisposition to performing a terrorist act that it is not useful splitting hairs about when and where they will commit it.

Is this racist? Absolutely not. Remember, we are not targeting races, but cultures. If those cultures tend to fall along racial lines, that's their problem. Let's round 'em up and stick 'em in a whole Gulag of Guantanamos which we should build posthaste on every isolated Island we control.